Saturday, January 03, 2009

Great News!

I was reading through my e-mail (A daunting task after a few days of vacation) and discovered this little gem.

The National Lottery,
P O Box 1010,
Liverpool, L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref:UK/9420X2/68
Batch:074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION

We wish to congratulate you over your email success in our computer
balloting held on the 1st January, 2009. This is a Scientific Computer
Game
in which email addresses were used. It is a promotional program
aimed at encouraging internet users; Meaning, you do not need to buy
ticket to enter for it.

Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 74454774 with Serial
number 144-66584 drew the lucky numbers: 5-21-23-34-61-72 (Bonus
ball)which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
You havetherefore been approved to claim a total sum of £916,778.00
(Nine hundred and Sixteen thousand,seven hundred and seventy eight
pounds sterling only) equivalent to $1.833,556.00 (One million,
eight hundred and thirty three thousand, five hundred and fifty six
dollars only).

All participants were selected through a computer balloting system
drawn from Eight hundred thousand E-mail addresses from Canada,
Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East, Africa and
Oceania as part of our international promotions program which is
conducted annually. This Lottery was promoted and sponsored by a
conglomerate of some multinational companies to promote the use
of internet around the world.

Please note that your Original Certificate and your Certified bank
cheque
has been forwarded to the courier company.

Find below the details of the courier company.

TNT COURIER SERVICE
ADDRESS
OF HEAD OFFICE:20-22 Eastbury Road,
London,E6 6LP England.

NAME: MR. TERRY HOPKINS (Dispatch Officer)
EMAIL: tnt.delivery-unit@live.com

TEL: +44-703-593-9142
FAX: +44-870-495-2578

You are advised to send the courier company a mail to their email
address for their courier cost.

When contacting them, you are to include this order number as your subject.

ORDER NUMBER:TNT-R562725

Note: you are to furnished the courier company with the following
details so that they can honour your letter.

1.Full Names:
2.Contact Address:
3.Sex:
4.Age:
5.Marital Status:
6.Occupation:
7.Email Address:
8.Telephone Number:
9.Ref Number:
10.Batch Number:
11.Country:
12.Order Number:

We advice all winners to keep this information confidential from
the public until your claim is processed and your prize delivered
to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming and unwarranted taking advantage of this programme by
non-participant or unofficial personnel.

Once again congratulations...
Cordially,

Mrs.Lucy Baines
Online Co-ordinator.

8 comments:

Micro said...

?!?!?!?!?!

Reogan said...

Yes, it's true. You are blogging to a millionaire. Yes, you are unworthy, but I'm so benevolent that I'll allow you to continue.

Met said...

*cracks up*

Met said...

TNT? This is hilarious (don't reveal this form to the public?), *sigh* quite amusing.

Meta Knight said...

Either your good at making up lottery winning notifications, some virus is on your computer and will make it explode, or their is someone standing right behind you with a sleeping dart gun.

Reogan said...

Non of the above! Yay firewalls!

Met said...

I still love this, did you seriously receive this?

Reogan said...

Yes. Yes I did.