"Why did you write this?"
"It was funny!"
"No it wasn't! It's sick and I'm taking it down."
"It was just for fun!"
"I'm sorry, I don't get a kick out of this kind of stuff."
"What are you going to do then?"
"I'm going to post a conversation that I wish I'd had with the actual you in proving that I won't allow your content to go on the blog."
*clicks publish post*