Newspaper Puns

HEADLINER! UNI-BROWS SUDDENLY POPULAR!

NEWSFLASH! NEWSPAPERS FINALLY BECOMING LIT!

BREAKING NEWS! NEWSPAPERS REPORTEDLY BEING RIPPED TO SHREDS!

EXTRA! WORDS REPORTEDLY GETTING EXTRA LETTERS ADDED!

TOP STORY! BOOK SALES AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH!

HOT TOPIC! NEWSPAPERS REPORTEDLY SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING!