Thursday, October 13, 2016

Cutthroat

Cutthroat Kitchen 
Was dead.

It got 
Predictable.
Repetitive.

Boring.


Alton asked for

One 
More chance.

One
Last episode.


America tuned in.
Horrified.

As he sawed.


"Twenty-thousand dollars
To chop off

A competitor's
Arm?

That's a Cutthroat 
Record."


His grin was

Crazed.


"Now,

Who will start
The bidding,


To replace all of
One competitor's

Proteins


With the arm?"



Food Network ordered
Three more seasons.