ChaCha

Ever wonder what percent of the atmosphere is nitrogen, but you're driving? Ever wish you could remember when to celebrate Leif Erikson Day is, but the internet's down? Ever wish that someone, anyone, would care enough to notice you and make you feel loved again? Or even just know someone is thinking about you? Just have someone speak to you? So that you can end your depressed, self-destructive thoughts? ChaCha is the cure. For the first two. If you fit the third description, go away. I don't write for Emos. Simply call 1-800-2Cha-Cha on your mobile phone and ask your question. A personal slave from the other end will then find the information and text it to you. Or text your question to 242-242. You can even write it on the site! You will have an answer in minutes! Less than that sometimes! It's completely free! If you need me, I'll be asking questions with ultra-obscure references. We'll see who knows what!


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