Thursday, March 11, 2010

Return

"I'm back" I said


"Good"


"I've decided to become more involved"


"Good"


"As my first step I'd like to change the name of th-"
"No" he cut me off
I looked down and saw the knife protruding from my chest.

As blackness overtook me I thought I'd ask one more question.

"Why?"

"Because I like my name"




So much for trying to co-admin a blog with an egotistical maniac...

40 comments:

Elphaba said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That was hilarious!!!!!! So, so true, too!

Reogan said...

I know! Isn't Qupar awful?

Elphaba said...

Um, Qupar isn't an admin...

Reogan said...

Yeah, Met. Why would you say co-admin?

Elphaba said...

Reogan, don't be obtuse, please. It's not funny.

Elphaba said...

Reogan, don't be obtuse, please. It's not funny.

Elphaba said...

Reogan, don't be obtuse, please. It's not funny.

Reogan said...

Don't worry. I remain as acute as ever, and also hilarious.

Reogan said...

Don't worry. I remain as acute as ever, and also hilarious.

Reogan said...

Don't worry. I remain as acute as ever, and also hilarious.

Elphaba said...

Whoa, how did the triple comment thing happen? Huh. Sorry if I caused that!

Reogan said...

Mine were in mockery.

Elphaba said...

Yeah, I pretty much figured that one out. Like I said, I have no clue how that happened.

Reogan said...

And that is why you fail.

Elphaba said...

Thank you, Yoda.

Reogan said...

He had nothing to do with it.

Elphaba said...

Don't you remember that line from Episode V? You know, where Luke is like, "I can't believe it," and Yoda replies, "That is why you fail." Your response made me think of it.

Reogan said...

It has nothing to do with the conversation.

Elphaba said...

Just an explanation.

Reogan said...

"Thank you, Yoda." is not an explanation.

Elphaba said...

No, I meant I was explaining why I said, "Thank you, Yoda."

Reogan said...

Which had nothing to do with the conversation.

Elphaba said...

But Yoda's awesome! Yeah, I know it had nothing to do with the conversation, but he still rocks the galaxy far, far away...





*Star Wars theme starts to play*

Reogan said...

No.

Elphaba said...

:D Just kidding.

Reogan said...

No.

Elphaba said...

"No" what?

Reogan said...

There is to be no kidding here.

Elphaba said...

Why?

Met said...

Argh how did I miss this earlier? Yoda was a fool, ask me later and I'll explain.

Elphaba said...

I love Yoda! How on earth is he a fool?

Reogan said...

Yes, let's stay off-topic! There's nothing that pleases me more./sarcasm

Elphaba said...

But I want to know!

Reogan said...

It's obvious, but I'll allow Met to tell you why.

Elphaba said...

Okay.

Reogan said...

If he ever cares to.

Met said...

It's all part of the plan...

Reogan said...

There's a plan now? Great.

Met said...

There was always I plan. I thought you would've figured that out by now.

Reogan said...

However regrettably, yes.