I am a benevolent god, and I have granted you an extra Apocalypse this week. I don't mean to overshadow Qupar who has provided a story on time this week. Please don't forget to shower him with adoration as well. When I double my output, I will always use Wednesdays, as they seem to be the opposite of Sunday. Thursdays would technically work as well, but that offends my aesthetics. Please check for Quparian content every week, as I foresee no reason for him to stop posting.