Horrifying

As I stared at what was directly in front of my eyes, one thing was clear:

Toto, we are so far gone from Kansas it's not even funny.

This was the oddest, strangest thing I'd ever encountered! It hadn't ever crossed my mind that things like this could exist! It was making me question everything I thought I knew and trusted... I wondered breifly if there was ever a time when this was remotely close to normal. I mean, would people actually see something like this while they were just walking down the street?

That idea horrified me, so I quickly blocked it. However, I couldn't seem to tear my eyes away from the picture I held in my hands.

I mean, my best friend sporting a six-inch high, multicolored mohawk? What was wrong with him?